May 23, 2012
sexpigeon:

To drop off packages: loudly bicker with your spouse. To deliver food: please knock over the trash cans. Also, accidentally step on the cat.

sexpigeon:

To drop off packages: loudly bicker with your spouse. To deliver food: please knock over the trash cans. Also, accidentally step on the cat.

May 17, 2012
jaggedfragments:

a-fucking-men

jaggedfragments:

a-fucking-men

(Source: 5271, via sblaufuss)

May 15, 2012
redcloud:

Nighthawkeyes?
Apparently, Edward Hopper’s diner serves shawarma.

redcloud:

Nighthawkeyes?

Apparently, Edward Hopper’s diner serves shawarma.

May 14, 2012
annicka:

liquidiousfleshbag:

tzikeh:

By Paul Montgomery from ifanboy.com

oh godyes

looooooooooooooooooool

annicka:

liquidiousfleshbag:

tzikeh:

By Paul Montgomery from ifanboy.com

oh godyes

looooooooooooooooooool

(via redcloud)

May 14, 2012

marleymarley:

Please consider watching this video of a cat going to town on a piece of watermelon.

May 12, 2012

(Source: caturday, via sblaufuss)

May 12, 2012
frageelay:

dynamoe:

I hope in the next 10 years, he makes a similar card for his role as the coach who was dating Bill’s mom on Freaks and Geeks, because that’s all I’d want to talk about.
via paulscheer

Fascinating read.

frageelay:

dynamoe:

I hope in the next 10 years, he makes a similar card for his role as the coach who was dating Bill’s mom on Freaks and Geeks, because that’s all I’d want to talk about.

Fascinating read.

May 10, 2012

mydrunkkitchen:

NEW VIDEO! ADVICE FROM THE HART: CHAPTER 3!

Learn about the human soul and shit.

May 9, 2012
redcloud:

scifitwin:

kaiyves:

d12ney:

thoroughly-modern-minnie:

EPCOT Phone Booths!
If you’ve ever wanted to call, these are apparently the phone numbers for the booths in Canada and the UK pavilions.
U.K. Phone Booths
Right Booth: 407 827-9861
Left Booth: 407 827-9862
Center Booth: 407 827-9863
Canada Phone Booth
407-827-9884
Go ahead! Reach out to a Disney guest and tell us all about it!

I’m probably going to do this.

I want to do this, but I’m scared it will really be someone else’s number and I won’t know how to explain myself.

You should do it, but dial really carefully if you don’t want to misdial. Those are the official numbers and they are a blast to call. It’s fun to call them when you’re sitting in the same pavilion watching them too.

From the “The Three Inspectors” episode of Inspector Spacetime.

redcloud:

scifitwin:

kaiyves:

d12ney:

thoroughly-modern-minnie:

EPCOT Phone Booths!

If you’ve ever wanted to call, these are apparently the phone numbers for the booths in Canada and the UK pavilions.

U.K. Phone Booths

  • Right Booth: 407 827-9861
  • Left Booth: 407 827-9862
  • Center Booth: 407 827-9863

Canada Phone Booth

  • 407-827-9884

Go ahead! Reach out to a Disney guest and tell us all about it!

I’m probably going to do this.

I want to do this, but I’m scared it will really be someone else’s number and I won’t know how to explain myself.

You should do it, but dial really carefully if you don’t want to misdial. Those are the official numbers and they are a blast to call. It’s fun to call them when you’re sitting in the same pavilion watching them too.

From the “The Three Inspectors” episode of Inspector Spacetime.